You know, them things like what we got on our mudflaps. You too can own products modeled after breasts because…well I haven’t quite figured that one out.
Boob slippers, since you never know when your feet will get cold and you have a sudden urge to reduce women into parts. These will solve your problem
At least it’s an actual remote and not one of those ones that purport to control women too. Hooray for women composed of nothing but breasts and vagina, hooray!
Oh look at that, a mouse with nipples for buttons. How innovative. Good thing she doesn’t have a head, I guess.
Oh boy, you can see disembodied boobs in the bathtub. Maybe you’ll be as excited as the guy on the package.
Boob soap dispenser for your shower, and since you’re naked anyway–wink wink.
Women’s bodies are novelties! Hooray!
I really wish crap like this wasn’t popular enough to continue spawning more and more useless products modeled after female body parts.