A vulvar deodorant system comprises a tampon for insertion into the vagina and a device for retaining a dedorant. A string or other article is connected to the tampon and to the deodorant retaining device for suspending this retaining device and a deodorant retained thereby outside of the vagina and at a distance therefrom, when the tampon is inserted in the vagina.
If only my tampons had deodorizing flowers on the strings–my morale would be so much higher.
* Am I the only one who enjoys browsing the patent archives? My second favorite invention is the menstrual cycle wrist watch that doesn’t appear to actually tell time.