This just in, the pill will KILL YOUR BABIES! Sure, that’s only if its two primary barriers to conception fail, but if they do, the pill will surely KILL YOUR BABY! (Tell that to all the pill babies, I’ve ever met). Then again, so will your body if you miscarry the average number of fertilized eggs that never implant–who should I complain to about that?

Well what’s most important is that we keep women from controlling their own bodies.

Q: Is it OK to take the pill for my acne or other health reasons?
A: Although the pill may have some minor benefits, the fact that it can kill preborn babies and cause harmful side effects for the woman outweighs its minor benefits. Because the pill weakens the immune system, it can cause bacterial infections and can make a woman more susceptible to the AIDS virus**. It can also cause the following side effects: pelvic inflammatory disease, infertility, cervical cancer, ectopic pregnancy, shrinking of the womb, breast cancer, blood clots, birth defects in children conceived while their mothers are on the pill, stroke, weight gain and much more. ^2,3,4

So tell me, is endometriosis treatment a minor benefit? How about painful periods? How about missing periods? How about hormone control? Or how about how fertility clinics have been employing them to make egg harvesting easier on patient and doctor. Oh no–birth control pills can…MAKE BABIES!

Q: Is the pill dangerous to my health?
A: Absolutely! There are links between the birth control pill and breast cancer, cervical cancer, deep vein thrombosis (DVT), infertility, birth defects, blood clots, pelvic inflammatory disease, ectopic pregnancy, shrinking of the womb, stroke, weight gain and much more. ^6,7,8

♥ Oh baby, don’t stop** lying to me now.♥

Q: How do you know when life begins?
A: It is a proven, scientific fact that when the human egg and human sperm unite, fertilization occurs and a new human being is created.

These organizations do not admit that this product is not 100 percent effective because these organizations’ main focus is on making money.

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff. I understand how difficult it is to tell the truth when you’re all riled up and afraid to read pill pamphlets.

Q: Isn’t it better to be on the pill when you
are sexually active?
A: Better for whom? The pill does not prevent you from getting a sexually transmitted disease, it is not 100 percent effective in preventing pregnancy and you could conceive a child who gets chemically aborted before the baby’s presence is even known to you. Moreover, sexual activity outside of marriage is seriously wrong.

The then also go on to lambast the “right to privacy” as imaginary and liken their nosing into your reproductive business as the same as protecting a neighbor from poisoning. How dare those Supreme Court Justices presume to understand what the “Founding Fathers” intended. Arbitrary standards derived from a religion you may not belong to are where its at. It R Scientific Fact–I know from my indoctrination.

Besides, everybody knows that married couples should just use the Rhythm Method–that doesn’t kill babies.

we can calculate that two to three embryos will have died every time the rhythm method results in a pregnancy.

Is it not just as callous to organise your sex life to make it harder for a fertilised egg to survive, using this method, as it is to use the coil or the morning after pill, he asks?

“… the rhythm method may well be responsible for massive embryonic death, and the same logic that turned pro-lifers away from morning after pills, IUDs, and pill usage, should also make them nervous about the rhythm method,” he contends.

Et Tu Brute? Somehow methinks these people are employing a method which also kills the “preborn”–for shame. Somebody put that high horse back into the corral.

Now, according to the video they have posted, the progesterone in the pill causes an inhospitable environment in the uterus. Then then cite the failure rate of the pill as the result of human error. According to them, error means that there isn’t a continuous flow of hormones which results in ovulation–at the same time, there is somehow a continuous flow of progesterone which makes the uterus inhospitable to the preborn. I’m sorry but, what?

Also, I’d like to offer that if it is a scientific fact that an egg and sperm make a “person” how do they account for the existence of males, if all fetuses begin as female? Should we protest men? They’ve ruined the new “person” that came to be upon the union of the sperm and egg–should we protest that all fetuses should remain female or else they’ve flouted God’s will?

Also, parsley is officially on notice–it’s been known to induce menstruation and so must have wiped out a few preborn in its time. We gotta stop it before it’s too late!

Furthermore, I’d like god to explain the number of fertilized eggs that don’t implant? Why does he hate us for our freedom?

Even more shocking! Squirrels! They eat acorns which have the potential to be a tree. Upon the union of acorn and dirt it becomes a tree. Squirrels are eating our trees that we so sorely need. THE BASTARDS!

Around squirrels, never relax. They’re out to eat your preborn trees.

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